Killer Fries

Baked Fries“These are the best fries I have ever had!”

That was my husbands response the first time I made these.  Now, after a few batches, he just scolds me for not making enough.  Success!

I should let it be known that I am not a ‘fry’ person.  I like fries and on certain days I really love fries.  I can’t order a burger without them, and if we are being totally honest here (this is a safe place after all-namaste…) I actually go through phases where I strongly crave the chili cheese fries my best girlfriend used to get at Rubys.  It is a 50’s style diner we used to go to all the time when we were stationed in San Diego.  Fantastic burgers.  Awesome milkshakes.  And truly stellar chili fries.  Really, the perfect meal when you are missing your hubby; all salt and grease.  Mmmm.  But other than that, my kids and I can split a small order from a fast food place and barely finish them.  I guess I treat them as more of a condiment, not unlike the ketchup I eat them with, instead of a side item.  Well, all that ends today.

Also, just in case some of you are about to click over to Facebook, assuming I am going to lecture on the importance of double frying your potatoes– HALT!!  You will never catch me doing something so ridiculously time consuming.  If I want fluffy potatoes that are perfectly and uniformly crunchy and taste like they just came out of a restaurant fryer, I will go to a restaurant.  No sirree, Bob.  I would like my fries hearty, and crisp, and hot, and light, and fresh, and…*gasp*…I’ll just whisper this next part-healthy.

I like to sprinkle my fresh and hot out of the oven fries with garlic, parsley, and salt that has been minced together.  However, none of these options hurt anyone either:

* drizzle them with melted butter with a bit of sweet or smoked paprika mixed in
* garlic butter
* freshly grated parmesan
* season salt
* celery salt
* a quick squeeze of fresh lemon juice
* hot sauce
* chili powder, cumin, and brown sugar mixed together and lightly dusted over top

Now you can obviously inhale these with a burger, hot dog, or any other traditionally American main dish you see fries with.  But I urge you to serve them to your guests as an appetizer or snack.  Hot fries are meant to be eaten immediately.  Who better to scarf them down than hungry people loitering in your living room sipping cocktails?  They will eat them.  Your kids will eat them.  Your family will eat them.  Eat them ALL.  And maybe-just maybe-they will think they are the best fries they have ever had.
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Killer Fries
You won’t need to serve these with ketchup.

4 medium russet potatoes, scrubbed well
olive oil
salt and pepper
1 handful of fresh parsley
1 clove garlic
extra pinch of salt

Cut the potatoes into sticks, a bit smaller than a half inch square.  You don’t want them as tiny matchsticks, but you don’t want big wedges either.  When in doubt, go smaller.  Spray a half sheet pan or cookie sheet.  THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!  When I don’t do this, they stick and steam and don’t turn out crunchy.  Trust me.  Toss the potatoes with a drizzle of olive oil and season with salt and pepper.  Spread them out in a single layer in the sprayed sheet pan and bake at 450 degrees until crispy and browned, turning them with a spatula half way through.  This will take about 20 minutes, but depends on your oven, how big you cut your fries, and how crowded your pan is.  I like to figure one potato per person, but Mike always wants me to make more, so you be the judge!  Let them go longer if you like them really crunchy!  Meanwhile.  Put the parsley, garlic and salt on a cutting board all together and chop the heck out of it.  Keep going until the garlic is minced.  The flavors will all end up mixed and lovely and the salt helps mash it all together.  Sprinkle over hot fries and enjoy immediately.

Caramelized Onion Crostini

Onion CrostiniA little over a week ago I posted a How To recipe for Caramelized Onions and promised to post an additional recipe using them.  Well, I wasn’t fibbing!  And I have even more ideas-ideas up the wahzoo!-so brace yourself for a sweet onion overload.  Something on the list below has got to make your toes curl.  That is, if you are tired of eating them straight out of the pan…

* Stir them into mashed potatoes
* Top mashed sweet potatoes with them
* Top a baked potato
* Add them to scrambled eggs
* Use them in a quesadilla
* Layer them in a sandwich or pita
* Make quiche!  Sprinkle them in the bottom of a store bought, unbaked pie shell, along with a cup of shredded Gruyere cheese, top with eggs whisked with a bit of cream and bake until set.  Serve it with a salad for lunch or a light dinner.  Mmmmm.
* Put them on a hot dog or brat
* Make this dip!!
* Serve them on a burger with a slice of swiss
* Top a freshly grilled steak
* Can you say philly cheesesteak?
* Add them to your salad
* Toss them with roasted butternut squash and a tablespoon of chopped fresh sage
* Stir them into the filling for deviled eggs
* Mix them into your hummus

Remember when I told you that there is a restaurant nearby that serves caramelized onions but they are always colorless and crunchy?  Well this appetizer is my version of that dish.  They are very similar.  Except mine is flavorful, sweet, creamy, and makes you want to swoon and theirs is crunchy, vinegary, and makes you want to throw things at the chef.  So, big differences here people.  Mine?  Goooood.  So good.
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Caramelized Onion Crostini
You won’t believe how incredible a few simple ingredients can taste!  Feel free to sub out the bread for your favorite cracker or toast points!

One Recipe Caramelized Onions
2 T balsamic vinegar
crumbled bleu cheese
salt and pepper
1 large french baguette

Warm the bread in the oven just until it gets nice and crunchy on the outside.  Slice into thin rounds.  Set aside.  When making the caramelized onions, add the balsamic vinegar about halfway through the recipe, just when the onions are getting really soft, but haven’t acquired too much color yet.  Continue with the recipe, leaving the heat low so the sugars in the vinegar don’t burn.  Taste for seasoning.  Spread the onions in a thin layer on a plate and sprinkle with the crumbled bleu cheese.  Serve with bread and a large fork.  This can be served warm or at room temp!  Enjoy!

Gluten Free Apple Carrot MuffinsSometimes, recipes just surprise you.

I had no idea I was going to love these so much.  I had no idea that I would end up completely redoing these muffins over five different batches.  I had no clue that I would grow kind of addicted to the texture of almond flour.  I was completely taken aback by the fact that I did not like them at all when made with wheat flour.  And I was totally surprised that I would eventually be worn down and actually succumb to the skinny jeans fashion craze, but that is a story for another blog…

Recently, I had two lovely house guests that avoid eating gluten, corn, and a variety of other foods due to certain medical conditions.  Not wanting to let them down (they were on vacation, after all) I planned ahead and tried to create menus that would be easy, tasty, and hopefully a break from the normal fare they were eating. I mean, fun food is part of the experience of vaca, right?  Due to my three little chitlins’, I didn’t get a chance to make, or experiment, with half the stuff I wanted to.  But I did make them Asian Lettuce Wraps with gluten-free soy sauce, Roast Chicken & Mashed Potatoes, Sweet & Spicy Salmon with greens and Vinaigrette, Roast Broccoli, Autumn Minestrone, Scrambled Eggs W/Bacon and Avocado, Flax Wraps W/Hummus (although they actually made those themselves…), Baked Pumpkin Custards, Tofu Chocolate Pudding, and these muffins.  They didn’t seem to suffer!

These muffins are extremely easy to throw together.  Originally, I was working off of a recipe from Aran Goyoaga, the genius behind Canelle et Vanille, but ended up swapping out and adjusting so many of the ingredients that it is now a totally separate recipe.  My version is much more streamlined, less sweet, easier and faster to prepare and uses more accessible ingredients.  But no less tasty, I am sure!

Yes, these contain a few specialty flours that you may need to search out, but I found the almond meal and the tapioca starch at my local super market.  And I live in the middle of nowhere.  So chances are close by.  The rice flour required a ride in to ‘town’ but now I have enough to keep me in these muffins for quite sometime.  Thank goodness!  That they are gluten-free is a bonus for any of you with celiac disease, but the fact that they are little gems of heart healthy goodness is a plus for the rest of us.  They are totally worth adding to your list of things to bake this fall.  Skinny jeans or no!
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Gluten-Free Apple Carrot Muffins
Inspired by these
I know the spice list sounds excessive, but when I tried to cut it down to just cinnamon and cardamom, we could totally tell.  The flavors are much better balanced with all four in there!

In a medium bowl, whisk together:
1 c brown rice flour
1/2 c almond flour or almond meal
2 T tapioca starch, also called tapioca flour
1 T ground flax
1/4 c raw sugar or brown sugar
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
pinch of salt
3/4 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp ginger
1/4 tsp cardamom (optional, but highly recommended)
Whisk until combined and set aside.  In a large measuring cup, combine:
1/3 c pure maple syrup
1/3 c canola oil
1 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
Whisk until smooth and gently fold into the dry ingredients just until moist.  Don’t over mix!  You still have to add:
1 c grated carrot-about 3 small, 2 medium, or 1 large
1 apple, peeled, cored, and grated-I ALWAYS bake with golden delicious but it is up to you
Oh so gently, fold these in and divide among eleven lined or sprayed muffin cups.  You heard me right.  Eleven.  No matter what I do, I can’t make this recipe come out to an even dozen!  Anyway, bake at 350 for about 20 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out with just a crumb or two.  Cool slightly.  Enjoy!