Chocolate Eclair Dessert

Easy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryDid you ever try a food or a certain dish that those around you at the time couldn’t believe you had never had it before?  Were you in college when you took your first bite of cold pizza while surrounded by cold pizza eating veterans?  Maybe you were introduced to Cool Whip at a friends house in Junior High.  Perhaps your In-Laws were the first to ever put a plate of tuna noodle casserole (with crushed potato chips on top) in front of you at the supper table.  And don’t tell me you have never had lime green jello with pineapple floating in it and carrots shredded on top!!  The last one seems to be some kind of old lady right of passage in Minnesota.

*Side Note* I asked my husband this question and after some thought, he  replied, “When I was in Japan (on leave) the lady at the cafe couldn’t believe I had never had fried balls of squid before.”  I gave him a bland look and kept typing…

Back on track with the subject at hand here, what I mean to say is this dessert was one of those for me.  The first time I ever had this, I was 16 and working in the 4-H building at the MN State Fair and I was making it for 400 people.  I was also the only one who had never had it.  It is a fairly common dessert, I was told, but I had never heard of it, let alone eaten any before.  And ooooooooooh man was I missing out.  If you have never had it, it really does take like a chocolate eclair!!!!  I don’t know what kind of magic the pudding and cream work on the graham crackers that make it taste like pastry, but however it happens, its delightful.

If this recipe, or one similar, is common knowledge to you, and you grew up eating this at potlucks and church functions, well then all I can say is that I am jealous.  Jealous of the years I missed out.  As it is, I rarely make it because it makes a full 9X13 pan and I cannot.  say.  no.  when I eat this.  I try to only make it for a crowd and the holiday season is the perfect time.  You have to make it ahead of time and it requires no last minute steps.  I recently served it two weekends in a row at two separate occasions, and sadly, there was little left either time.  I have been trying to figure out how to justify making it for the third time in two weeks, but until I do, these pictures will have to suffice.  Granted, its no jello and carrot salad.  But definitely better than cold pizza.Easy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's PantryEasy Chocolate Eclair Dessert-A spectacular, no bake treat! | Brittany's Pantry One Year Ago: White Chocolate Cranberry Swirl Cheesecake
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Chocolate Eclair Dessert
Adapted from the MN 4-H Cafeteria Archives
With most recipes, I prefer to use real whipped cream, but the store bought kind help this dessert hold its shape better.  If you are in a pinch, go ahead and use a can of store bought chocolate fudge or dark chocolate frosting.  But I highly recommend making it yourself.  It makes all the difference!

1 box of honey graham crackers-the cinnamon ones have too bold a flavor
1-5 oz box of instant vanilla pudding mix-french vanilla and cheesecake flavors are OK too
1-8oz container of whipped topping
1 can chocolate frosting (if you are really desperate) or see recipe below

Prepare the instant pudding mix 1/2 c of milk shy of  the package directions.  For most brands, this is 2 1/2 c of milk total. Whisk and chill.  When smooth and thick and cold, gently fold in the container of whipped topping.  Line the bottom of a 9X13 baking pan (glass, ceramic or whatever) with whole graham crackers, cutting or breaking to fit if necessary until completely covered.  Pour half the pudding and cream mixture over the crackers, spreading flat.  Add one more single layer of whole graham crackers, filling all spaces.  Pour on the second half of the pudding mixture and top on last time with whole graham crackers. Do NOT try and save time frosting it now.  Uber messy.  Cover and chill several hours until very cold, THEN  frost with chocolate fudge frosting.  Chill until ready to serve and cut into large squares with a sharp knife.  Lift out each piece using a second spatula to help slide them off on to the plates.  This way they will stay perfect and square!  Store tightly sealed in the fridge for up to two days.

Chocolate Frosting
I can’t even remember the last time I bought frosting from a store.  And why would you when you have this one to use?  This frosting is dark and chocolatey, which is a flavor must for this recipe, but feel free to use in on any 9X13 sized cake you are making!  The cocoa adds amazing dark chocolate flavor but is much easier that chopping and melting a block of chocolate.

1/4 c (4 T) soft butter
1 c cocoa powder, preferably sifted (1/2 regular cocoa and half dark cocoa is quite fantastic in this recipe)
3 c powdered sugar
1/3 c milk, or more

Mix the first three ingredients, adding a splash of the milk to help them go together.  Keep adding tiny splashes of milk until it gets to the consitencey you are looking for.  Beat with a whisk till smooth.  Leave it nice and thick but just barely spreadable.  You don’t want it too soft on the dessert.  Remember, it will firm up when you chill the whole thing, hence, easy to cut!

Cherry Pistachio Butter Cookies

Cherry Pistachio Butter CookiesAren’t these festive?  So pretty on a white plate!  Let me tell you about them….

Essentially, someone made a cross between a russian tea cake, shortbread, and holiday fruit cake-minus the booze.  The result? A pale green (yet mint free, for all of you who have mint aversions, and therefore avoid green confections) crumbly kind of butter cookie that taste delightfully nostalgic.  I don’t really know why, but the green pistachio pudding mix in the cookies are probably the reason.

For the record, my Mom never ever ever made instant pistachio pudding for us when we were kids, but something about it tastes like coming home.  Add in bright red maraschinos and you have a down right merry little cookie.  They are quite sweet looking (pun intended) on a dessert tray at a party and kids seem to gravitate toward them especially.  I mean these are green cookies, people!  How can that NOT put you in the Christmas spirit?!
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Cherry Pistachio Butter Cookies
Adapted from iheartnaptime.com
This dough is pretty tolerant so be brave and let your kids help roll these.

1 c (2 sticks) butter, softened
1 box (3 oz) instant pistachio pudding
1 2/3 c flour
1/2 c maraschini cherries, finely chopped

After you finely chop the cherries, fold them into a double layer of paper towels and press the excess liquid off of them. They need to be pretty dry when you mix them in.  Using a hand mixer or stand mixer, combine the first three ingredients until smooth and combined.  Gently mix in the cherries JUST until evenly distributed.  Scoop the dough into small teaspoon sized portions, roll between your hands to make a smooth ball, and gently press to make a slightly flat hockey puck shape on a sprayed or lined sheet pan.  Bake at 350 for about 10 minutes, or until the edges are just lightly browned.  Cool and sprinkle with additional powdered sugar if desired.

Christmas Munch

White Chocolate Christmas Munch is full of addictive snacks and drenched in just a tiny bit of white chocolate! Truly special for a holiday treat! {Brittany's Pantry}This may come as a surprise, but there is a bit of a story that goes with this recipe.  I know.  Shocker, right?

Years ago, during a pre-children Christmas get together, my husband and I were catching up with a bunch of his cousins.  We were stuffed to our ears with holiday food and had retired to the couch to digest, chit chat, and take turns trying to master Guitar Hero.  My cousin-in-law set a bowl of some kind of snack mix in front of me and I nearly fainted from just the thought of another bite passing through my lips.  Strike two was the fact that it appeared to be covered in white chocolate; not my favorite food.  If it isn’t swirled into a cheesecake, whipped into buttercream, or mixed with dark chocolate and espresso, I generally avoid it.  White chocolate isn’t actually chocolate at all, but I’ll stay off that soapbox until another day!

Needless to say, I smiled politely and declined.

But this cousin was sneaky and she knew the power of a Cheerio, peanut, and M&M combo.  She innocently left the bowl there and what happened next was nothing short of shameful.  I ate it.  All.  Every crumb.  It was seducing with its creamy sort of sweetness and addicting crispy crunch.  The sweet and salty combination just kept wooing me, pulling my fingers back for just one.  more.  bite.

I never forgot that day.  It has haunted my holiday dreams for more than a decade and about a year ago, I caved and emailed said cousin.  Did she possibly remember that snack mix, and would she be willing to part with the recipe?  Of course! was her reply, and I anxiously awaited the time of year when it is again acceptable to repeatedly serve unhealthy foods to friends and family.  A time of year when one batch of something is large enough to be used for a dessert buffet, a snack for that work meeting, after school munchies, and the unexpected treat that you now realize you forgot to make for you kids school holiday celebration.  It stays fresh and crunchy for several days so make sure you plan to throw this together on a family candy making day.  It looks beautiful in clear cellophane bags tied with ribbon.  It also makes a great gift for teachers, church volunteers, neighbors, or just a quick sweet treat to whip up that the kids can help with.  Fun, festive, and hauntingly good.

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Christmas Munch
Recipe adapted from Katie Arcand

2-12 oz-bags good quality white chocolate or 24 ounces of white chocolate chopped-NOT ALMOND BARK
3 T vegetable or canola oil
4 c Cheerios or other toasted oat cereal
4 c Rice Chex or similar cereal
2 c small twisted pretzels
2 c salted, roasted peanuts
1-12 oz bag plain M&M’s in festive Christmas colors

In a medium glass bowl, microwave the white chocolate and oil in 30 second intervals, stirring between times to distribute the heat.  Be careful that you don’t let the chocolate burn!  If only a piece or two of chocolate are yet unmelted, stir vigorously and the mixture will become smooth.  Meanwhile, gently toss the remaining ingredients together in a super duper large bowl. Divide the mixture between two if needed.  Pour the melted chocolate over and carefully mix until everything is lightly coated. Spread the munch out on two sheet pans that have been lined with wax or parchment paper.  Cool until set and break into smaller pieces.  Store tightly sealed.